10 Problems with Celebri-delphia (and Reasons Why It Must Die):

1.) It has hurt people’s feelings.

2.) It is directly responsible for the election of George W. Bush

3.) It is indirectly responsible for the re-popularization of the Thin Lizzy song, “The Boys Are Back In Town.”

4.) It got one of us fired from a really good job with dental and everything.

5.) It pays very little (less than $21,000 annually).

6.) It increases the likelihood of psoriasis in laboratory animals.

7.) It is loved the world over and has been called “the ultimate unifier.”

8.) It is just TOO TRUTHFUL.

9.) It’s better to go out on top than to fizzle away like other websites (http://www.zumbo.ch/caps/).

10.) It could never get any better than that one post.