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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

New Policy for Panty Raid Shows

Beloved Philly booker Maria Tesla-Pizzeria (of Panty Raid Booking and GirlzRool Nite) has announced that there has been a change in their booking policy: bands playing Panty Raid shows will now have to sign a contract that states they will not play another show within 15 weeks of the scheduled event if it falls on a Thursday. If the event falls on a Friday, bands will be required to wear yellow headbands. If the scheduled event falls on a Saturday, the band will be asked to either only play Superchunk songs or do an awesome jam on ‘E’ for a while.

“Bands have to understand that we’re a business,” Tesla-Pizzeria said over the phone. “We’ve been doing this for a long time, and this is what’s best for us, the bands, and yea, even our audience. Listen I LOSE MONEY on shows. I’m doing this because I love it.”

There’s only one word for this lady: DEDICATED.

2 Comments:

  • it is an honor to be roasted, gentlemen. and yes, we are seriously considering these policies! bands, beware!

    By Blogger MTS, at October 26, 2004 at 12:35 PM  

  • I've never been totally sold on the name Plain Parade. Panty Raid has a much nicer ring to it. Maybe we should make you our marketing interns. Lord knows we could use some help in that department.

    Sincerely,
    Sara Gefelte Fish

    By Blogger Raised By Bees, at October 26, 2004 at 5:23 PM  

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