Ape Spots Some Dopes!

One of our agents (we'll call him Ape) was down at the Jenny & Brenda Tavern last night and happened to spot those two hosers in charge of Phibrillator.net. According to Ape: "they were sitting in the corner, both sipping from the same beer. You got the feeling that they were waiting for somebody to come talk to them, but nobody would. Finally, I felt bad for them so I went over and said hi. The twerpier one did that annoying, elongated 'whassup' thing and the other guy insisted not only on the high five, but also the down-low. Anyway, there was an awkward silence and then they made me point out who Dave P. was in the crowd."

Are these guys for real?