Philebrity.com: Do They Even LIVE in Philadelphia?

It's a good question, 'cuz once again they missed the biggest story of the day:

RUBA TO BE TURNED INTO ROCK & ROLL BOWLING PLACE!

That's right and isn't it about time that Philadelphia (like Vegas, Chicago, and Kapuskasing) had its very own bowling alley that also featured really awful rockabilly bands? You bet it is. Our spy "Jonny Jangle" was at the RUBA last night talking to that one guy who works at that other bar and this is what he heard. Sounds like a strike to me!