This Just In -- OR SHOULD WE SAY "OUT!!!"

Hangin' out at Filthy Fred's last night with Clark DeLeon I got what you might call a Major Fucking Scoop that is so completely way ahead of those pansies over at Philadelphilebrity.org that they are totally going to plotz through their pajamas when they read this: METRO COLUMNIST THOM "Nickels" NICKELS IS HOMOSEXUAL. Related: http://www.moveon.org/front/