THE LUNCH HOUR

Here's everybody's favorite noon-time update:

BURRITO! Comics and Music emporium the Marvelous is having a rough time. It's rent week AND surprise tax-time. We're not sure what "surprise tax-time" is, so we're avoiding the office for the next few days. Get out of your chair and go buy the entire Bret Easton Ellis run on "Wonder Woman" and help a guy out.

COFFEE! Local hot-to-trot band "Fan of Friends" is hitting the tape, and word on the street is that the sessions are teeming with some super-tension of a decidedly non-sexual manner. According to one insider "the guys want to do all sorts of overdubs. Like synthesizers."

Can't we all just be "friends"?

BIG KAT! World-wide daily "Metro" to add "Page 3" girls in the grand British Style. Send in those pics, ladies!